I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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