But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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