D3 body, D1 cock
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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