I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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