We won't sleep together?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm always down for nudity.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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