The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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