Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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