ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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