I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
