i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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