I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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