Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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