ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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