I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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