there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you will always have a special place in my vag
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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