HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do vagina's smell?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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