even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My ass is underappreciated
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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