I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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