we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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