Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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