She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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