Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm at about main and main street
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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