just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
