playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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