I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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