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what?
penguin condom
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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