I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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