Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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