he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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