My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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