your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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