my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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