that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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