I'm drive I can fine osifer
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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