i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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