How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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