I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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