Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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