Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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