Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I can't turn off my feet"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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