its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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