chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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