I must be too annoying 4 u.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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