Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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