if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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