I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
