i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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