Those balls look pretty dangerous.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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