she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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