Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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