ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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