I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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