KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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