They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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